Gourdy’s Patch: Who is King of the Terrible Lizards?!

Gourdy here! Everyone knows that about the only thing I like more than dinosaurs is holidays. (Well, that and bicycle shorts, Star Trek and just about anything that is orange and sugary.) But right now, we’re talking holidays and dinosaurs. And that's why June 1 is probably my favorite holiday that nobody has ever heard of. At least 'till now.


That's me yelling in allcaps. It worked, right?!

So anyway, I'm a big supporter of all-things-dinosaur, especially International Dinosaur Day. Je suis tellement sophistiqué! Anyway, to build the excitement, I've put together a bracket of my favorite dinosaurs, which I'm calling KING OF THE DINOSAURS! (That's me yelling again.)

Now, I need you to vote for your favorite. And, I'm not talking about which dinosaur would win in a fight-to-the-death battle, because we all know that the Spinosaurus aegyptiacus would win. Duh! I'm talking about what's the best dinosaur – period.

Think Westminster Kennel Club for Terrible Lizards. For example, in terms of sheer awesomeness and quintessential dinosauriness, will the Ankylosaurus defeat the Pterodactyl in a head-to-head matchup? Great question! Oh, and speaking of Pterodactyls, here’s another great question: Do you know why no one has ever heard them go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent! Ha!

Make sure to click here and fill out this cool bracket I’ve made. I'll be keeping close watch on everyone's bracket and updating the results on social media throughout the month, right up to June 1 when I'll be throwing a gigantic Dinosaur Day Party. More on that later! Yay!!!

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