Gourdy here! My friends here at AtmosFX just asked if I’d be willing to share my Christmas list with the rest of you, given how sophisticated my tastes are. So, before I fax my list to the North Pole, I figured I’d let you see what is sure to be Santa’s Top #1 list for the year!
Glow in the Dark Pumpkin Buck Teeth
Who’s got time for fancy orthodonture? All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Adopt a Wombat
I want to do my part to help preserve nature – and that doesn’t mean pickling squirrels! And who doesn’t like to say wombat? WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMBAT!
3D T-Rex Plushie Ugly Christmas Sweater
Now that is a true Dinosaur Encounter! (See what I did there? Get it? Dinosaur Encounter?!)
Baseball Hat with Chalkboard
For those of you that really need help getting ahead!
In case you want to camouflage your pet!
Who wouldn’t want to see my smiling face on their breakfast EVERY SINGLE MORNING!?!
Jeff Goldblum Dino Watercolor Print
YEAH, BUT YOUR SCIENTISTS WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH WHETHER OR NOT THEY COULD THAT THEY DIDN’T STOP TO THINK IF THEY SHOULD.
Realistic Printed Cockroach Plush Toy Throw Pillow
This is a real Creepy Crawly I can get comfortable with! Get it? I did it again!
Killer Carrot Plush
Sure, everyone thinks Jack-O-Lanterns are scary, but don’t forget the ending of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! It’s those OTHER orange vegetables you have to watch out for!
Zombie Fingers Soap
I think the idea of getting clean using dead flesh is only fair! How many fruit or vegetable soaps have you used lately?!?!